Satchel is a leather bag that woke up in the market. Hand it any Solana address and it rummages through the balance, the token pockets and the recent trades, then tells you what kind of merchant owns it. It only reads public chain data. It never asks for a seed phrase and never signs anything.
Double-click an icon to open a program. Drag windows by their title bars. Everything here is read-only.
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| Severity | Threat | |
|---|---|---|
| Enter an address and press Sweep. | ||
Guard reads public chain data only. It cannot stop malware on your device or undo a signed transaction.
SATCHEL.EXE · README ==================================== Somewhere on Market Street a leather satchel woke up. It still smells like saddle oil, but now it reads the chain. WHAT IT DOES - Counts SOL in the main pocket - Lists every token pocket and prices it - Grades each token as a loot item (Common → Legendary, or Cursed for spam) - Reads your last 30 transactions - Names the kind of merchant you are - Sweeps for drainers, approvals and dust WHAT IT NEVER DOES - Ask for a seed phrase or private key - Sign or send a transaction - Move funds anywhere STATS HP = SOL in the main pocket SPD = how often the wallet trades DEF = guard score after the risk sweep INT = how many tokens have a real price LCK = memecoin exposure + market fate SKINS Your satchel's leather changes with level: Saddle (1-24) · Oxblood (25-49) Emerald (50-74) · Gilded (75-99) $Satchel · Solana